A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
poiesis: 26. she/her/hers →
betterfeathers: at 5AM, break of dawn, there are birds calling. in frustration this body can hardly sleep again, and feels headaches returning with that dust in the air. she thinks of going nowhere, but gets up anyway. she doesn’t even want to talk about shame being thrown into church windows—chooses to…
the complications you could do without: show me... →
sufjanism: show me the bruises on your tree-branch legs i’ll peel back my layers and let you look at my scars. i’ll kiss the purple blossoms that grow from your knees and let your thumbs feel the shiny spoils of lonely evenings that interrupt my tired thighs . show me the bruises on your tree-branch…
joesdarkplace: By day I am a mild mannered student with problems with social interaction, but by night I open my book of light and become something much stronger. I become an architect of grand structures, a student of the great minds, a fucking rock star from mars. I slide through electrical room, taking and giving information with people who have new and different ideas about everything. I...
I have to read "Howl", but I refuse to read it in...
thegoodgrammarian: I want to say it out because Ginsberg needs to be heard as much as he needs to be read. He wrote music for the 21st century. But I don’t think that my mother would appreciate me reciting “Howl” at 12:30 at night.
It isn’t enough for your heart to break because everybody’s heart is broken now.– Allen Ginsberg (via decaying-organic-matter)
Sunday Morning Short: ‘The Old Man and The Sea’
ljkessels: Today will be short: A Hemingway classic, animated by Marcel Schindler. the old man and the sea from Marcel Schindler on Vimeo. That’s all you need to get you’re Sunday going, or at least it’s all I need (and some Coffee). [Source]
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be...
misoshumanus: - Hemingway
The Note (Part I)
The Note fist started in an empty garage structure. Two friends wearing nothing but a shirt, black tie, black trousers, and a black coat sat in the empty garage structure looking at one another. Silence, darkness and emptiness filled the room. A feeling of suffocation will soon overcome one of them and break the glaring, shared silence of the two friends. A sweat broke on the bare forehead of the...
Every day is a new day. It is better to be lucky. But I would rather be exact....– The Old Man and the Sea
Ten rape prevention tips: →
gandanga: 1. Don’t put drugs in anyone’s drinks. 2. When you see someone walking alone, leave them alone. 3. If you pull over to help a person whose car has broken down, remember not to rape them. 4. If you are in an elevator and someone gets in, don’t rape them. 5. When you encounter a person who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape them. 6. Never creep into a person’s...
kimchi with a side of lunch: An Excellent Lesson... →
ohheythereworld: This weeks lesson has been so much fun. At first the students are confused with the idea and concept, but after an explanation they seem to grasp the idea of creating something out of thin air. Something most Korean students aren’t good at. Koreans are excellent at studying and memorizing, but…
Me and my friend on North and South Korea
Me: north korea is like holister
no one goes in
no one comes out
its a dark hole in the mall of a world
Friend: And south Korea is like Hot topic, Everybody who goes gets smuggled by love muffins !
..wait what ? xD
Me: lmfao what?!?!?!?!?!
Friend: I dont even , POINT IS . Hot Topic > Holister
Me: south korea>north korea
I think it is all a matter of love: the more you love a memory, the stronger and...– Vladimir Nabokov